Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

The Twilight Zone

On his website, Pyschobabble, Mike Segretto has a great post on The Twilight Zone.

Check it out. Then bounce around the site and read more of Mike’s writing on “Groovy Ghouls & Retro Rock.”

-Lou

Monday, October 17th, 2011

Early Metallica


Kids Playing Metallica Is Awesome – Watch MoreFunny Videos

-Lou

Friday, October 14th, 2011

Bas “El Guapo” Rutten

I love Bas Rutten and Joe Rogan. Here’s a little more than two hours of reasons why:

Video streaming by UstreamOne knock against El Guapo:

Bas is adamently against fighters using steroids and has on many occasions called the ones that juice “cheaters” and “losers.” Yet he doesn’t seem to view fighters that use painkillers before a fight in the same light, even noting that he’s shot painkillers into his hands and other parts of his body mere minutes before the start of some of his bouts. Isn’t that “cheating,” even kinda?

I’d love to hear what Bas has to say about that. Shit, I’d love to hear what Bas has to say about anything!

-Lou

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

Jeff Simmermon = Awesome Storyteller

Not only am I jealous of the stories Jeff Simmermon has to tell, I’m also jealous of how great he tells them…And I’m not lying.

-Lou

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

Lou Has An Essay in “Zouch Magazine”

After many rejection letters, Lou’s essay, “This Is My Proof,” has finally found a home—at Zouch Magazine.

The essay begins:

When I find out Abe is dead it’s nearly nine months after the fact. But I don’t know this yet.

Please read the rest of it—yes, there’s more. Enjoy it and share it with your friends.

Sunday, October 2nd, 2011

Development Deal!

Over the weekend Greg and Lou were awarded a development deal with MSN and Eyeboogie through the New York Television Festival’s inaugural NYTVF Pitch contest. MSN chose Greg and Lou’s web series, Carlos and the Games of Seduction, out of 13 finalists in a field that included over 300 submissions.

More details to come. In the meantime, check out this picture of Greg and Lou onstage during the live pitch event.

Greg is on the left; the two MSN judges are on the right; and Lou is the guy in the middle making love to the camera.

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

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Sunday, September 11th, 2011

Die Hard 5 Picks A Director

Die Hard 5 is happening. It’s really happening. Deadline Hollywood is reporting that John Moore has been selected to helm the next John McClane installment. No word on whether or not Reginald VelJohnson will return as Sergeant Al Powell but the film will take place in Russia so you know they’ll at least be returning to the gritty realism of the original.

Friday, September 9th, 2011

Brian Tells John About “The View”

A great podcast from comedians Brian Finkelstein and John Reynolds, where Brian tells John about The View.

You’ll hear about how Brian masturbates to love and learn that Tyra Banks is actually a gigantic muppet, like Big Bird. The intricate pulley system responsible for her movement—as well as the number of men working inside her—is mind-blowing!

Like the podcast on Facebook and listen to them all.

-Lou (via Greg’s recommendation)

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

The Bad Girls Club

4 ways to improve Oxygen’s The Bad Girl’s Club:

1. Other than turning multiple cameras on human garbage of the “fairer sex”—these girls are grosser than the tampons they soil each month—the show lacks a through-line. For the next season of The Bad Girls Club the Bad Girls should work in a children’s cancer ward.

When I first got here I thought Tommy was real—we cliqued. I had never cliqued with a six-year-old before. But after that shit he pulled—not having my back… I don’t care if he has Leukemia—his ass is fake!

2. One cast member should be a female Mixed Martial Artist. I’d love to see some combinations thrown, a single-leg takedown, an armbar—because the hair-pulling gets old. There are more effective methods of combat.

3. A loaded gun must be accessible at all times in the house—especially when the Bad Girls get back from the club.

4. Someone must hang herself in front of the rest of the cast. It should probably be the “fakest” Bad Girl.

I ain’t cleaning up that fake bitch’s dead body! That bitch was always leaving her shit around! Nasty.

-Lou